For the 7th Harry Potter book. Just cause I feel like posting these before it comes out:

Harry will die. The only way to kill Voldemort  will be to destroy himself. I think people are only something and he IS actually one of the horcrux. Several people have come up with this one so it's nothing new. I'm pretty sure they're right.  For those of you who forgot the  horcrux's known so far are:

1. Marvolo’s ring — destroyed by Dumbledore.
2. Riddle’s diary — destroyed by Harry.
3. Slytherin’s locket — stolen by “R.A.B.” (HBP28), presumably Regulus Black, who hid it at number twelve, Grimmauld Place (see OP6, where Harry and the others found, in number twelve, Grimmauld Place “a heavy locket that none of them could open”). Whether it’s still there or whether someone (for example, Mundungus Fletcher) took it out is an open question. Either way, it’s almost certainly at large.
4. Hufflepuff’s cup (HBP20) — at large.
5. An artifact of Gryffindor’s or Ravenclaw’s — according to Dumbledore’s guess.
6. Nagini — according to Dumbledore’s guess. This could  also be an incorrect guess because  Dumbledore was in denial and wanted to protect  Harry. Maybe Voldy just loves big creepy snakes!

Ron and Hermione will  end up together, possibly  married  witg seven little red heads of their own. 

Draco will turn good. Possibly  right before he dies, yes, but i still think he's  going to turn good.

Snape and dumbledore  planned  Dumbdore's  death and  Snape is really on the good guys' side. I'm very sure about this one.

mood: contemplative

I'm sick. Not just  cold sick. Nausiated sick, dudes.  I can't  believe it! :

A former Churchill High School teacher was arrested Friday afternoon on charges of sexual abuse. 25-year-old Curtis Buell was apprehended in Camas, Wash. just hours after Eugene police issued a warrant for his arrest.

A Lane County grand jury indicted Buell on 17 counts of sexual abuse. Police spokeswoman Melinda Kletzok confirms that Buell is a former Churchill teacher and the police have been investigating him since last October.

OMG!! I mean...I KNOW this guy! I went to HighSchool with him and he  graduated a few classes ahead of me but....yikes! We hung out, we were in drama together! He stage kissed me! I helped make his stupid wedding dress for "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum!" Holy  Shit....this world's getting insane, guys..

mood: sick

(beats head against desk) well one thing's for sure..my birthday is NEVER boring. last year my mom had a stroke and everyone forgot. This year we ran around all day doing errands so even if deron or Chad HAD called me i wouldn't have been here which would have bummed me out.

Speaking of Chad, Joy A. Dawson I fucking hate you, girl! That man is soooo fine! He looked damn hot with that bow and arrow (wink wink nudge nudge)Even his voice is sex-A!

No Johnny on Bam's Unholy Union but at least I got to see Steve-O (Yeah Dude!)Is it just me or is Danger Ehren looking fine these days? maybe I'm just lonely. heh.

OH God have mercy...my valley girl friend from high school is now on my ass about me being an atheist...look, I've been forced into church for like 14 frigging years, gone to at least ten churches, sat under more thna that many preachers..they're all full of shit. Period. I believe in God but organized religion is just a way for the church to take your mind, soul, and money and turn you into a clone. Sorry to all you religious people. I've LIVED with a preacher, they're full of shit. They're just out for money and ass like every other man alive. One drug my mom through the mud for ten years then dumped her for a girl about four years older than me. So just leave me the fuck alone about it, alright? I am not confused. I'm very very certain about this.I don't try to convince you of my way of thinking so you go yer way and I'll go mine.

Anyway..rant over. I get pissed easily.

Took Princess in the truck today. BAAAAAAAAD idea. that dog is never going anywhere with us except to the vet again. She puked all over the back seat. Then on the way to walmart to pick up the cake I lost my temper and shouted "Sit in the back and behave!!" and she gives me this hurt look then scrambles over my mom's shoulder and gets in the back, right? Well I was HIGHLY impressed with her intelligence and started to say as much when I heard "Spppppppplop" and smelled something like rotten garbage.Mom and I proceded to exchange a look, glance back at the dinner plate sized puddle of diarhea on the back seat then burst out laughing so hard we could barely park. It was lucky we had that reaction or we would have jumped out and left the truck at the stop light.

Travis thought I was 25. Heh! Hell no, dude, when I'm 25 I'm spending my birthday in West Chester or wherever Chad's house is with Joy. That's my idea of a happy birthday. LOL. No errands, no one ordering me to come over and get my birthday present (My grandma is old, I understand, but I'm not 6. I won't rip it open a day early just 'cause I have it)No calculating how many pizzas to buy, no dogs crapping everywhere while we're gone...my head hurts. LOL. No blood tests. No arguements. No thank you.

Thank you again to Joy for the lovely Johnny/Bam slash fic. totally made my day. Superbly written. Lots of hugs. Now I am off to bed. Tormorrow I will post pics.

mood: crappy

Title: Beautiful Disaster
Chapter: 1
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam AU
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Pairing: Johnny/Bam
Warning: Uh..it's slash and I'm a newbie fan so I may slip and do something totally OOC but hey, that's why it's fiction, right?
Disclaimer: I OWN Johnny Knoxville! No, really, I do, he's tied up in my bedroom closet as we speak! (eyes dart)
Summary: Bam Margera is a self-centered movie star who is saved from a fatal accident by stunt man Johnny Knoxville
Author’s Note: this is my FIRST Jackass fic not to mention my first slash, so that in mind..er..be gentle? (looks hopeful) At least don't stick me in an outhouse and turn it upside down...

By Knoxville666 2007

mood: accomplished

After several hours I finally got the background to look right..now I just need to change my text color (sighs)

Anyway, Happy 36th Birthday to that dreamboat obsession of mine, Mr. Johnny Knoxville! (kisses him) I spent 10 hours on this a FUCK my hands and back are tired but it turned out so awesome I wept with gratitude. The hands and shoes were the hardest. Must be cause I love his face so much. All mouse drawn. My scanner is crapped out on me and it's abloody dang expensive one too! (kicks it) Oh well..if I'd drawn him then scanned it it probably woulda came out cartoony and disneyish like that pic I did of Chad a while back when he was under the weather. Chad, I so owe you new art, buddy!

mood: busy

But I do have the first chap of my fic done..sort of..just need some spell, char checking..beta anyone? Hello?